Hello there wonderful crafty friends,
We two ferrets are itching to leave the desert and to do so, we'd like a little more money in our kitty. At 8mpg, driving a large RV at any distance is a slightly pricey endeavour. Chevy 454 V8 engines are not widely known for their fuel efficiency. They are known, however, for being one damned beastly powerhouse.
That's besides the point. So, in order to leave, some of our beads need to go out the door. And to encourage you to buy these wonderful beads and supplies, we're gonna throw some of them on sale. Wait, scratch that. ALL of them on sale.
And we're gonna put everything, including shipping, at 20% off. Some might call us crazy for doing this, and they'd be right.
The sale shall be ending on March 9th. So, if you have a hankering for wonderful vintage, re-purposed, and shiny new jewelry supplies on the cheap, now's the time to do it. You'll also be helping the ferrets migrate to a new dot on the map. We're not 100% sure where this dot on the map will be, but we'll find it.
All you have to do is: go to Two Industrious Ferrets, find your sparkly objects, and in the message to seller box, type "It's too hot for ferrets in the desert". Or "desert". Or "Give me my 20% off, dummies."
You'll have wonderful new sparklies, and we'll be out of here before the sun fries us to a crisp.
Mark it 8, Dude,
Dave The Surly Ferret